Master Foo and the Script Kiddie (1996)
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created: July 20, 2025, 5:13 p.m. | updated: July 20, 2025, 11:31 p.m.
...and the Script KiddieA stranger from the land of Woot came to Master Foo as he was eating the morning meal with his students.
Master Foo just smiled and replied: “You wish to learn the Way of Unix?”“I want to b3 a wizard hax0r,” the stranger replied, “and 0wn ever3one's b0xen.”“I do not teach that Way,” replied Master Foo.
“If y00 n00 anything, y00 wud t33ch m3.”“There is a path,” said Master Foo, “that might bring you to wisdom.” The master scribbled an IP address on a piece of paper.
Master Foo finished his meal.
But I got busted by the FBI and thrown in jail.”“Good,” said Master Foo.
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