is a wild take on the usual dating simulation genre, promising players that they can literally date everything in the game. It’s incredibly novel and exciting in practice, when you can date anything from a light switch to a clothes hanger. So it’s likely that those who are open to dating all genders might have more fun with Date Everything! I tried really hard to love Date Everything!, but it wore me down by the end, which is a shame because there was so much to love from the start. But it will eventually wear off, and then you’re just stuck with a polyamorous group of inanimate objects who never shut up.