Steve Wozniak turned 75 (!) Slashdot linked to it, and in the comments, someone gently jabbed at Woz for having sold, rather than hoarded, his stock in Apple. Apple never would have existed without Woz, and Woz personified “insanely great” engineering. Wozniak turned into an approachable teddy bear and a soft touch. He gave stock worth $4 million to his parents, sister, and brother and $2 million to friends.