Famous copyright tyrant Disney is now bending over for the AI industry and signing away its precious intellectual property. Sweetening the pot in an agreement that‘s already the first major licensing deal between OpenAI and a major Hollywood studio, Disney is also making a staggering $1 billion investment in the ChatGPT maker. The three-year deal includes more than 200 Disney, Marvel, Star Wars, and Pixar characters that, starting sometime in 2026, will let users generate depictions of in Sora and also ChatGPT. Reader, be warned: the impending deluge of Disney AI slop will be so overwhelming that it’ll warrant its own flood myth when our successors are picking through the bones of our civilization. Sora users quickly churned out videos of SpongeBob cooking meth and dressed as a Nazi officer.