At this point, there’s nothing left to say about Elon Musk that hasn’t been said a thousand times already. “Whoever said ‘money can’t buy happiness’ really knew what they were talking about,” the world’s richest man mourned on X-formerly-Twitter this week, likely from one of his mansions, or perhaps his private jet. Now that his ties to Epstein are undeniable, Musk evidently thinks he can pity-post his way out of it. So here’s a challenge, Elon: if money really doesn’t buy happiness, set yourself free. More on Musk: Mother of Elon Musk’s Child Sues xAI Over Grok Abuse